New Year, New Yoga Association

In the spirit of YogaDawg, I am proposing the first ever undenominational (pronounced un-DEE-nominational) yoga association.

Rule 1. No certifications allowed.

Rule 2. No shoes allowed. (sticky socks are permissible)

Rule 3. You must practice whichever style of yoga feels right to you on a particular day. If no style feels right, you must make up your own.

Rule 4. No criticizing other members of the undenominational yoga association for food/beverage choices, pose preferences, wardrobe collections, or creative props.

Rule 5. You only get to read Yoga Journal if you take what you like and leave what you don’t like. Otherwise, you must write your own yoga reading materials.

Rule 6. If one or all of rules 1 – 5 are violated, the association must gather for an emergency intervention. The member in violation of the rules must stand on a chair, surrounded by at least 10 other association members who are designated as sponsors. The member in violation must then place his hand on the seat of his pants and pull his undies out of a wad.

Please let me know if you’re interested in joining.